Deep Thoughts after Your Younger Brother's Bachelor Party
- Alright, you have six guys and you are going to take a 20-30 minute drive. Do you choose the Suburban, one of two other SUVs, or the Pontiac G6? I agree, the choice is obvious.
- You did say G6, right?
- Late at night, all country roads look exactly the same.
- Only in Minnesota can you get stuck in a guy’s yard at 4:30 AM, wake him up, and he will pull your car out of the mud. The charge, of course, is $20.
- Pierz, MN is not close to the Grand Casino Mille Lacs. Also, the gas stations in Pierz open at 5 AM.
- Even at 7 AM, Ryan Lubbers adheres strictly to what was stated in an email.
- I must give props to Jared for getting Saturday started with a Beer and Cookies breakfast.
- I had a feeling that 3.5 Liters of Captain wouldn’t be enough.
- Next time I put together a banquet, I want Troy on the burgers and H dogs, Haugen on the steaks, Drew on the spuds, and Jimmy on the shots.
- St. Germain boys are endowed with two things: a genetic predisposition to man boobs and test taking ability.
- If Norm didn’t play poker once, what did he do?
- Baccarats are a heck of a cigar (good call Thompson). I recommend dipping the tip in scotch. This marks the first time I have used the phrase “dipping the tip” with absolutely no sexual connotation.
- I’ve never actually participated in an Eiffel Tower. That was said merely for a reaction.
- If anyone wants to do Scotch and Stories again, consider me in.
- I think I owe Troy a hug.
Labels: Bachelor Party, Minnesota

